Some of his worst jokes!!!
Fozzie: OK, so a guy asks me 'Did you take a bath today?' and I said Why is there one missing? Wocka Wocka Wocka!
Skeeter: Wasn't that great? I love march songs!
Fozzie: Personally, I like April songs. Get it, March, April...Wocka Wocka Wocka!
Fozzie: What do you get when you put chocolate pudding in your mother's shoes? Give up? You get a spanking! Wocka Wocka Wocka!
Skeeter: The first event, the 100 meter tree swing!
Fozzie: They're gonna swing a tree? Gee, those monkeys must be strong!
Fozzie: Why do movie stars have lots of fans? Give up? Because their HOT!
Fozzie: There was this sailor that was SO fat
Sailor: How fat was he?
Fozzie: Uh ... He was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all.
Fozzie: What did the big dragon say to the mouse? Give up. Nothing! Dragons can't talk!
Rowlf: Why don't you wear shoes Fozzie?
Fozzie: Why should I? I'd still have bear feet. Wocka Wocka Wocka!
Fozzie: Did I tell you the one about the man with the light bulb in his nose? He was lightheaded! Get it? Wocka Wocka Wocka!
Fozzie: Why are fish so smart? Give up? 'Cause they swim in schools.
Piggy: Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them what would you have?
Fozzie: He'd have a tummy ache! Wocka Wocka Wocka!
Fozzie: Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog. Wocka Wocka Wocka!