Teddy Bears are the Best Friends

Teddy Bears make the best friends because:

They don’t tell you that you have bad breath
They never borrow money
They never beat you at scrabble
They never borrow your favorite T-shirt
They don’t laugh at your clothes
They never leave dirty socks
They don’t complain when you eat potato chips in bed
They don’t interrupt when you’re talking
They don’t outgrow you intellectually
They don’t eat all your chocolate cookies
They never tell you you’re too fat
They never say ‘I told you so’
They don’t get jealous of your other friends
They don’t embarrass you at parties
They don’t hog the bathroom
They don’t get sick
They aren’t noisy and they don’t have fleas
They are never disloyal critical or unkind
They don’t tell you how to drive
They listen to all your problems


They always love you……just the way you are.