Some of his best jokes !!!Fozzie: OK, so a guy asks me 'Did you take a bath today?' and I said Why is there one missing? Wocka Wocka Wocka! Skeeter: Wasn't that great? I love march songs! Fozzie: What do you get when you put chocolate pudding in your mother's shoes? Give up? You get a spanking! Wocka Wocka Wocka! Skeeter: The first event, the 100 meter tree swing! Fozzie: Why do movie stars have lots of fans? Give up? Because their HOT! Fozzie: There was this sailor that was SO fat Fozzie: What did the big dragon say to the mouse? Give up. Nothing! Dragons can't talk! Rowlf: Why don't you wear shoes Fozzie? Fozzie: Did I tell you the one about the man with the lightbulb in his nose? He was lightheaded! Get it? Wocka Wocka Wocka! Fozzie: Why are fish so smart? Give up? 'Cause they swim in schools. Piggy: Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them what would you have? Fozzie: Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog. Wocka Wocka Wocka! |
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